"Honey, come back to bed’

“One sec dear, I have to scan your consent form”

Invite her back to my place for some jousting.

It’s by design

In this case? Assault and battery.

This guy should definitely face punishment, but maybe we shouldn’t dilute the term “domestic terrorism” with something like this…

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Funny, I assumed it was about millennials.

My go to has always been the emergency stop in the elevator.

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2024-election-forecast/

https://www.270towin.com/

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/us/elections/polls-president.html

It’s basically 50-50 right now. And yeah, you’re right, please go vote.

Unfortunately it seems pretty neck and neck.

He’s probably got a hog on him

Great explanation, thanks

Can you elaborate? I googled the right hand rule, but I’m not seeing how it applies to screws.

Gotcha. Would now be a good time to gamble?

I’m just getting into stocks. Would this be a good time to invest now that it’s low?

Ah, there it is. I was focused on the wrong thing

What’s different?

Well that’s good. I was reading that in the UK, they still have lead pipes, but they don’t repair them. If they have to repair it, they just replace it. I imagine it’s the same here. No one’s laying new lead pipes anywhere that I know of.

Where are you from? Lead pipes are still a thing most everywhere unfortunately. A relic of the past. They aren’t used for new construction, but they are a problem with older infrastructure.

I have a fairly unusual, albeit not unheard of, first name. As far as I can tell, I’m sharing my first and last name with 5 or so people in the US. Back in 2008 or so I nabbed first.last@gmail.com (I also own www.firstlast.com haha). Every so often one of my brethren will use my email at dicks sporting goods or something. I always finish activating the account for them and sign them up for text alerts or something. Nothing evil. I figure they can just reply “stop” to opt out.