You ever have diarrhea, but it don’t hurt when it come out? So satisfying man

I paid for the unlimited soup and salad at the Olive Garden, I should be able to piss in their fountain!

This is what you are supposed to do

The monster fuck

That’s why I keep all the pictures of family and friends I’ve collected from other peoples houses in a secret room attached to my bedroom.

Wow you’re amazingly smart and helpful.

Oh wow! I’ve used Rufus a handful of times to make bootable windows USB drives and I never knew this