Tucker made the mistake of dressing up as a couch for Halloween.

Yeah I tripped, knocked a stage light over, and burned everything to the ground. I was the only survivor.

Was called the “Tragic Cinderella Sizzler” by local newspapers.

In my elementary school play of Cinderella. I was cast as a pile of animated clothes. My role was to lay still and then suddenly spin around like one of those spinning brushes in a carwash and flail off the stage.

Do you wish to know more?

Goddamn

Aye childcare is fucked. My spouse had to quit working full-time temporarily because childcare was more than what she pulled in a week. Was actually a savings to just not have one of us work until they were a little older and the cost finally dropped enough.

Not that one of us was enough to pay the bills, we just had to get really creative with alternative income sources that didn’t require a full-time commitment.

I love my kids, I hate America as it is today. I knew sort of the financial impact I was getting into having kids, but no one should have that just thrust on them because politicians systemically are removing all the alternatives.

Your great great great grandkids might finally get to play Star Citizen on an actual star ship.

What are WE wearing comrade?

Look out! It’s Gregor on your neck!

Another trick is to tell your bank to block charges from a certain company.

I had to do this because some asshat at a shoe store signed me up for Sport Illustrated even though I declined at checkout. Took multiple calls and verifications it was “canceled” with Sports Illustrated customer support and after the third time it popped up on my CC statement, I just called my bank and they were fine just reversing the charge and blocking all further charges.

Also I don’t buy shoes from those mall chain stores anymore.

Try this hack to save money on your grocery bill!

Another thing I noticed with technology advancements. Is the free time it generates by simplifying tasks means jobs start snowballing responsibilities they shouldn’t have, to fill in the “extra time”. Which ends up in people doing some really weird jobs, they probably shouldn’t be doing or are unqualified for.

I see this a lot in Marketing where a “Communications” job is basically the work of multiple specializations and most of them don’t translate well. The descriptions of these roles is basically a shotgun blast of everything a Design Firm would do rolled into one person.

Think since he is an admitted baddie he should play the Imperial March when he walks out.

Quick you need to share this picture with 5 more people to avoid the anomaly!

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Wood? I just keep folding cardboard until it’s the proper thickness.

“Then Gilgamesh woke up, it was all a bad dream - the end”

Whoops, Fonzie would have jumped a shark after performing fellatio.