I like to imagine he got snapped while on a flight on his private jet…

Stupid Jimmy Pesto.

Ah but there’s the rub. The lack there of of proof and logic is the exact reason Stratasys brought the suit to the Eastern district court of Texas. This is the same court where patent trolls go to win their fairy tale suits based on antiquated and overly broad patents that they purchased from long defunct companies. In the Eastern district court of Texas it’s not what you can prove it’s who do you know. Also known as corruption.

lol. If the right could read/ wanted to the Bible would be one of the first books they would ban.

“Ah it’s just a platypole, pole dons fedora, PERRRY THE PLATYPOLE!?!”

There’s always money in the Banana Stand.

You can already do this yourself.

On a browser, go to Lemmy.world, log into your Lemmy.world account, go to your account settings, uncheck show NSFW content, check blur NSFW content, scroll down and hit the the save button and then logout. Whether or not the show NSFW content button is selected on the Voyager app is a moot point it will not override what is selected on your Lemmy.world profile.

Come check out Comcast’s New Quantum Internet plans! Up to instantaneously Download speeds and almost 40 mbs Upload speeds! Amazing! And if you get our route we’ll make you pay for it forever, and then charge you for it if it doesn’t look new when you return it! Life changing! Don’t forget our data caps! While it cost us a fraction of a fraction of what we charge you to send slightly more or less of your data we’re gonna charge ya for it anyway because fuck you! Bend over!

That’s a Katydid!

Throw her into Gen Pop and forget about her.

Now now now, let us not jump to any logical conclusions. It could turn out that while in handcuffs in the back of the police car he managed to put his own knee on his throat and choked himself to death.

That is such a beautiful photo, mad fucking props.

I would upvote this twice if I could.

Here’s a BBC article about it as well:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-65632912

This made me chuckle, as a person with no kids I wouldn’t say “as a person with less than one child.”

lol. Gross. But lol.

You have to imagine this would be covered under a state’s lemon law. These defaults, at this point, almost seem intentional.

He’s not your guy, friend.

This feels worse somehow. With the death penalty there is a finality to sentencing, these people are stuck on an ever speeding treadmill of despair chasing hope like it’s a carrot on a string. Even if they get out, due to the conditionality of their original sentence, they can be thrown right back in with the flick of a pen. Like Sisyphus to his boulder these people are bound to sadness perpetually stuck in a state of fear.

Jokes on you it’s on my counter!… it never made it to the fridge.