Enough to be covered in entrails, providing a nice segue to an encore performance of Shake It Off.
How to tell the internet you’ve never had a professional job without telling them you’ve never had a professional job.
Bug? Knat? Am I seeing a similarity here?
Thanks but i prefer it my way
Or he chucked a briefcase that followed a target out to sea and its movement created the waterspout
He’s a shill for big body reconstruction
For an octopus you would have to be faster than 8 other people near you
Windows XP deciding not to boot one day and not being able to find the OEM recovery disk
As long as we’re living in the past, let’s revive the golden horde to deal with Russia
Used to play the parade one all the time and eventually figured out you could half ass your way when mowing lawns and still get completion credit
They were effectively banned for 6 years, only to have the ruling overturned this year by the evil council Supreme Court.
Gotta make sure the rooms are being used for good and not evil.
For anyone else curious which hotels are affected by this measure:
Was flying back from Tokyo, heard about the outage when i landed in Bangkok. Luckily i kept my paper tickets and had no issues transferring. Probably would’ve been stuck there for a while if i wasn’t in the habit of hoarding receipts.
That’s koalas
Big K o a l a s
That’s koalas!
Big K O A L A S!
Written in crayon with tons of grammatical errors and revisionist historical references
It’s like the terminally online equate their filling out a meme template to sculpting a Michaelangelo.
“Okay fine, but you have to pinky promise you won’t shoot up any schools like you told those people online.”