NeelixBiederman [he/him]

Ah yes, the strategy of “ignoring well publicized storm reports” and “not taking a single well-established precaution such as lowering the rudder for stability and closing windows and doors”

Edgy humor has a butt to the joke, and/or the joke is made due to someone’s misfortune, at their expense. It’s inherently problematic in the sense that there’s a risk of offense to those who have been victims of similar misfortune. The solution, of course, is to be funny enough that the humor overpowers the offense and/or doesn’t focus the humor on being mean to the victims

Oh good they found a new signifier for “Bernie Bros”

I have no mouth yet I must KISS

So any car over 3,200lbs. my subcompact Honda Fit weighs 2300lbs. The 2024 Honda Accord weighs 3200lbs. I know eu has many more subcompact options than the US, cuz every car available here is basically an increasingly egg shaped amalgam of station wagon SUVs that weigh 4k lbs.

This is what we have instead of health care, and boy do we have a lot of it

In the last ten years or so …

American fascist body count (including mass shootings, vehicle incidents): thousands

Antifascist body count: idk like 3?

FBI:

I’m kinda going through that with house plants

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I heard some libs doing a sinophobia at all the DISGUSTING CHINESE CARP ruining the great lakes, as if Xi himself trained a flotilla of carp to destroy lake michigan

Bam Margera levels of pranking your parents

This is also how I am with customer rewards points.

“Hmm, I have enough to cover today’s slice of pizza, but if I save up, I’ll have enough for an entire pizza in five years”

But what about the shriveled flower of joy I get from shitting on their happiness

What the hell kinda exhaust pipe can be blocked with just a lil weenie?

I got a dollar that says this was originally made as a chud meme. Too many right-wing fear mongering conspiratorial bogeymen in one spot

Me except it’s “I DON’T WANNA WAIT… FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER” during any moment of silence

The doj:

Used car prices have never been worse, so there’s at least one reason

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Floating circular saws are bolsters now