You could try using usb tethering to provide internet for the installation.

Have you heard of our lord and saviour Arch Linux BTW

Always these bot accounts pretending to be human.

Is there something like obtainium with the ability to build from source?

No lan in every room

Do you feel empathy for them?

It recommends obviously wrong choices like Tails

What surprised me with debain, it comes as a very minimal installation, so you will have to set up stuff like sudo yourself.

It’s great for beginners and has many guides online.

I mostly work in qtile in a fullscreen layout or a diagonal split between two windows. My hotkeys are super+d for rofi in dmenu mode and super+q for a shutdown menu also in rofi.

microsoft is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

Microsoft has a seat at the linux foundation.

Meaning very likely.

If they use a password manager and randomly generated passwords, then it’s acceptable.

The framework 16 is a gaming laptop. The framework 13 should be enough for your needs.

My smart tv refuses to work with .mkv so it happens regularly for me.

Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

An assassin will be assigned to the assassins to even the chances.