I need to do something with this for halloween!

An obscure one.

Unnews. Unfacts. This is unfun.

It’s a statistical fact that JD Vance is a couch fucker.

Ha ha! You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner, its a sailboat.

Gotta try everything at least once!

But no food! You’ll have to pay for that privilege.

It’ll be released when the original backers grandchildren have kids 😂

Rules for thee, not for me.

Pulling up the ladder behind you.

Hatred. Just pure hate.

Make your pick(s).

It was Gandalf of The Round Table who said it.

If you don’t want the $100.000, PM me.

I had Bell’s palsy for about 6 weeks back in 2008. Literally put a line down the middle of the face, and one side has full movement, and the other does not. Just the fact that Droopy Don can blink indicates he does not have Bell’s palsy. I had to use tape to keep my eye shut.

Not to mention all the other facial movements he has on his entire face.

My little finger is the same size as my wife’s index finger. Not all phones for in one hand.

Trump is going to take over the manufacturing plant.

I can hear the original! Peanut butter jelly time 🤘

Anything is done because of national security. It’s like how it’s legal to park anywhere, as long as you have your warning lights on. /s

Years. If not decades. You did this to yourself.

Why does Obama keep doing this?

My wife subscribes to Imgur…

That’s because DHL is in the business of taking packages.