I’ll be the one cooking while they each take turns sucking my dick

Very nice

Network virus test

“Firefox is bad because I got a virus one time and Firefox was my default browser therefore Firefox gave my computer a virus”- my brother

Wtf why is this so goddamn hot?

I just match the level of cringe that’s already in the comments. If the comments are full of stuff like “nice ass” or “beautiful” it’s one thing but if every other comment is in the vein of “I want to tie you up and fill your ass with orange juice while I cum in your hair” then anything is fair game