Like a dog … with your tongue?
Is your name Coldwater?
Like a dog … with your tongue?
Is your name Coldwater?


I did not have sex with that woman.
They may have guessed ‘s’ but ‘s’ isn’t in the answer. So they know it isn’t the answer all us degenerates guessed by seeing the picture with no context.


Kesbreath IS a DEI hire.


Next it’ll be some guy in a paraglider.
As I wrote that I was just thinking somebody having some fun but I now realize that’d be a great wall to get over the big beautiful wallTM.
By dating her best friend, having argument with said best friend, SO was the intermediary. Realized SO was the better of the of the 2 anyway so took her on a date along with 4 other of her friends. By end of evening, SO and I were in love.
Isn’t it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?
Didn’t smell like cat pee when I visited and there were many cats. A couple were on that bed. Some were on shelves in the gift store. Basically, they’re everywhere.
Killing Me Softly With His Song


Because pro-asbestos and anti-seatbelt people existed, but they didn’t have megaphones to reach the whole world.
Here’s the question: Idiots and wise people both have this megaphone to reach the world. Why do the idiots seem to succeed much more often?


Well, there used to be a thing where you would put your child in the way of mumps because a child getting mumps is much less severe than an adult. There may have been other such diseases that it was better to have as a child than as an adult.
This was before vaccines which basically does the same thing.


It’ll be manslaughter, unless they find evidence that he knew he was a shill.
and if they do find evidence he was a shill, it’s 1st degree murder.


his children.


You misspelled ‘republicunts’
As a child, do you not serve your mother and your father?


Older pickups had a bench seat so could seat 3. Then there are the crew cabs who can seat 6.


Only if they get into a salt water flood.
people used to think that you could get infected with HIV by kissing and hugging.
You can, possibly, get it by kissing. If both kissers are frenching and have bleeding mouth wounds, HIV might be transmitted.
But people used to also think you could get it from toilet seats or even just shaking hands (a practice I’m not fond of for other reasons).
Also, that last bomb should have a sponsored by the USA logo.