True, but… like… Can we also do both

It doesn’t taste as bad as everyone seems to think, but it still just feels disturbing in concept.

“Uhh… Something something about an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

The thing is that most voters would be in favor of such a thing. Which is why those policies rarely find their way to polls. We don’t live in a direct democracy. We live in an oligarchy.

Edit: Talking about the US here.

They HAVE to pay the peasants or they won’t work! Pay the oligarchs and it will eventually trickle down

It’s more like… Having an extra layer or two stashed at convenient locations like a chipmunk.

Ok… Those don’t look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

Cities: We expect them to get help! Just not from us. We can’t lower property values like that.

I think the fear is that the higher courts also don’t want death threats, so everyone and their mother is gonna keep trying to pass this around. Which is what Trump wants to happen until he can try to get re-elected in 2024 and then pardon himself.

As if THE PRESIDENT is NOT the HIGHEST officer the United States has.

I mean… There’s that one species that entered its own stone age…

Isn’t that called a slum lord?

Well there’s you’re problem! You’re disabled, so therefore unprofitable. It’s criminal that you have the ability to live while someone who could make profit for our corporate overlords might not. Shame on you for being a leech on society! (In case it wasn’t obvious, /S)

I’ll admit, because of my Christian upbringing, I have begun to wonder if this is Hell. Just enough hope for you to know that it could be better, but no memory of anything but this. There’s enough people not suffering (or at least pretending not to) to give hope, but no ability to ever change it. Isolation, pain, monotony, and just enough joy for most people to keep marching onward until they die, hoping that eventually it will get better.

It’s because for the longest time, eggs were the cheapest and fastest way to get protein into your body. Especially compared to the cost of meat. But now, because of inflation, everyone is trying to be more frugal which just jacks the price of those goods and makes us all suffer more.