Kill all the cows in White Orchard. Repeatedly. Farm them. Good early game coin selling their hides.

This country is 1,000,000 Onion Articles in a trenchcoat.

“Look what I can do” lookin’ ass.

Lol.

Jeezits

Are the 10 commandments edible?

It’s a real shame John McCain isn’t here to lose the war he fought so hard to engineer.

They would.

Some? Some you say?

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Wow. That’s crazy. I love this for them.

*Doug Bradley Hellraiser movies.

It’s a well known biological fact that most women can indeed be placated with cheese.

GF or Wife mad? Make them Mac & Cheese. Don’t offer, don’t suggest. Just make it and give it to them.

No!

I deny you. You may not have a server maintenance.

Well Goddamn. It only took em a year to say so.

This but unironically.

It’s also technically terrorism.

Wait a minute… Lenin or Mao?

I will stab you…communistly…

Every accusation is a confession.

Yes. Literally every single one.

I’m enjoying it.