Care to provide an example of a “non-sequitur or otherwise absurd metaphor”?

Okay, how do I do that?

Make that 11

I have.

So it’s way harder if you don’t.

How do you downvote them?

Removing the cost of healthcare from employers will allow them to allocate some of the savings towards employee salaries instead of healthcare insurance. Or just, y’know, keep the savings. On the bright side, it would mean you no longer depend on your job for healthcare, so people would have more freedom to quit.

Because basically anyone can get their hands on any gun they can afford with minimal difficulty, and the police have no legal obligation to protect you.

…Though to be honest, guns don’t really help that much.

You’re not the majority.

But for the love of god, don’t not vote. Us not voting is a major part of that system that’s made for them.

Do you know any representatives?

They lied.

It’s depressing that you’ve been convinced that full healthcare coverage is as unrealistic as a unicorn in your backyard.

…Where is it, anyway?

The less you pay your employees, the more money you get to keep.

Or, y’know, you could just skip the sailing trip to Aruba.

People disagreeing with you doesn’t mean you’re right. If anything, it tends to mean the opposite. Also, how are you getting downvoted? This website doesn’t appear to have a downvote button.

If we got rid of the Republican party, he might be able to run as an independent.

What truth is that?

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” –Francis M. Wilhoit