Historically speaking, guillotine

Primarily the plastic bowl

If you’re willing to pay big bucks you can you can pay for replacement parts/module made with steel

Someone call an ambulance! This person is having a stroke!

During

Apartment or House?

What if they’re a gardener?

Gout is just from a shitty diet at least

Brains.

Object wise? Probably Knives/blades. Used in Cooking, Killing, and Crafting.

A simple effective knife/blade can be created using stones and would likely be one of the initial things you’d want in a survival situation.

Probably Monday, since that day has the highest suicide rate.

I vastly prefer 4 10s over 5 8s. It’s a whole damn day saved!

Sorry, Kentucky has that honor.

Face it, Alabama sucks even at what it’s known for.

Boredom is often enough of a motivator, and nothing stops them from doing those things even though they don’t need to.

He didn’t specify what kind of immortality, so let’s assume it’s the kind where you don’t have to worry about food, water, sleep, or dying

This completely ridiculous. The most famous inbred family isn’t even from Alabama!

I suspect that’s cause you’re going for a Cockney accent.

Easier to get away with illegal activities though

14 / 15.

You’d be really bad at your job since magic cares not for the laws of man