Skellymax@lemmy.worldtoMemes@sopuli.xyz•If you're going to have crime, it might as well be organized crime!
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1 year agoWould you like a recipt for your mugging? Also, before we go I’d like to offer our discount subscription service. For only four muggings each year, the bumps and bruises will only be cosmetic, and we’ll even call the ambulance for you! By the way, how would you rate your mugging experience this time? That was a pretty nasty thump, but do you have a moment to fill out a quick survey?
Yup. Cats can get pretty warm. The rumble feature is pretty nifty, but don’t grip too hard or they’ll hurt your fingers.