The first SSN was number 571, and is now a museum.

If you can run something on a pregnancy test, running it on a GPU is not really that impressive

He has now been replaced hastily and at great expense by Ralph the Wonder Llama

I know nothing about music history, but consider that you’re basically describing yodeling

I thought Android 13 was Trucker Hat?

Frozen shark do do do do do do

Dog of Empire? How dare you speak of the glorious Cleon dynasty in such a manner!

But is P=NP?

Nah, something awful is long gone

Sure, if your phone only needs a fraction of a watt and you’re okay with an unshielded neutron source pressed against your head.

Like some kind of racist Michael Bay character with animated balls?

Because I use a real programming language, tell me what a T is and I’ll start caring

You could say the same about running off with boxes of classified docs and keeping them in a bathroom. Reality is they don’t care as long as he’s alive

Yes, I was really hoping that A. Blinken would be more of an advocate against oppression

You’ve lost ANOTHER submarine?

When you’re already at “immigrants are eating your cats” and the numbers don’t move, it does kind of beg the question.

Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my tank’s sword

A couple of comedians have dibs on the desk

No, they all got stolen by jean stealers

“Freedom isn’t free”