[Monkey’s paw curls]

I didn’t buy the game at launch because, y’know, [gestures broadly]. However, I picked it up during the sale with the 2.0 update. There are still some janky glitches and oddball moments that happen every now and then, but overall, Night City is a nice place to be. I can look past its quirks because I like being in the world CP2077 offers.

Even if CDPR is going to add more, I think you should wait for the next sale and pick it up. Plus, the mod community has tons of options to fill in any gaps CDPR leaves.

Imagine having your military undermined by a washed up football coach. I have to hope that this sentient pile of damp laundry gets what’s coming to him eventually.

Yeah, it’s a Prius, сука

Li’l Proper Configuration

Without any sort of space suit, either. Just a frozen corpse with a little yellow Kodiak camera floating around in a barrel.

It’s been a while since I cringed hard enough to collapse in on myself. Thank you and damn you.

This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.

Bout to change his name to “Diddly”

You’d need a lot of botox, given that he is a penis wrinkle.

Interesting writeup, but I will never forgive you for making me see Ursula von der Leyen kissing Angela Merkel.

Man’s out here snoring in hash values.

+1 to this. Just wash it out before you put new mints in it. The Altoid flavor can be pretty persistent and mess with the flavor of whatever else you put in there. They’re curiously strong, after all.

Exxon -> Sexxon (I got my mom’s permission before posting this)

Sad day, but the digital carousel of penises will live on elsewhere.

❤️

Eat farts.