Just a gay Canadian nerd with a fondness for memes
Threw my back out. Bit delayed on posting at the moment. Sorry <3
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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
cats@lemmy.world•Oh, you thought you were getting up? Hilarious!
13·10 hours agoAs someone who has a cat that hates cuddling or standing on me, I’m jealous Y’all do not know how lucky you have it.
Given your username, I am offended by the lack of pubic hair. Otherwise, pretty and tasty I have no idea what to comment, but nice dick
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Is this not concrete proof that we live in a simulation?
7·14 hours agoI 100% believe that we live in a simulation. I also 100% do not fucking care. Literally nothing I can do to change that. If there is a simulation capable of rendering the entirety of existence in the way that it does, then my gay ass isn’t going to change anything Besides, food still tastes good and dick still feels nice. Don’t care if it is simulated or not. Although I do believe that it is.
That video is just nonsensical horseshit. I am so tired of people taking shrooms and thinking that that somehow turns them into a genius. You, Joe Rogan, who the fuck else? Stop it, just because you had a realization about a couple of things. Doesn’t mean that you were somehow the one human being on earth who will pierce the veil.
Such a cute slinky fluster
I am definitely somebody who watched the first video, but not the second.
Yes. This meme is exactly what this is. Uh huh.
Have fun with that.
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
11·19 hours agoImpossible to ever comprehend you’re doing something wrong. Impossible to comprehend someone else doing something better. Impossible to comprehend anything outside of a pre-declared narrative that they’ve constructed based off of their own limitations.
Sorry bucko. Like I said. Your failures are not universal. But keep crying about it :)
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
12·20 hours agoComplete skill issue on your part. Your failures and limitations are your own. They are not universal. Just because you need a ludicrous amount of time to clean yourself doesn’t mean the rest of us do. We’re just not bothering with… Designing a new Taj Mahal or whatever it is the fuck you hour long showerers do
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
11·20 hours agoLike I said, skill issue. Your failures and limitations are your own, not universal. Just because you are incredibly slow and inefficient doesn’t mean that I am.
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOINGEnglish
1·2 days agoNah, I’ve learned my lesson flirting on discord. Oh wait you mean you.
MY BRAIN ISN’T WORKING.
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING
51·2 days agoSounds like a skill issue because I clean all over
Thought you were talking about me for a second and I was about to say “No… no I’m very much into bears. Or rather I prefer when bears are in me.”





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