Yeah, I’m sure that’s accurate and complete information, and not just a shock horror show fishing for attention.

Yep. “Us” v “them”. I wish it could be better.

Yeah, when it comes to Israel / Iran, I don’t have much to say. I’m willing to say that the USA fucked it up so much that morals are out the window.

I don’t know if religious differences would have led us here eventually, regardless, but I honestly don’t think so.

Sanctions are meant to prevent a current action. Reparations are meant to pay for past atrocities.

If you were asking the USA, Germany, France, etc. to pay reparations, I’d see your point. But currently Russia is killing Ukrainians because they want more land. Sanctions are, sadly, one of the best ways to prevent more innocent deaths.

Oh, absolutely. The USA’s war(s) in Afghanistan and their role in the middle east are abhorant and unforgivable. Just like their roles in destabilizing South America, etc.

And Russia should also be sanctioned, banned, etc. for attacking Ukraine. Just like they should’ve for Crimea.

That’s an interesting point, and human rights are certainly into question, but I’d ask when the last time Germany, France, USA, etc, declared war and invaded a sovereign nation.

Oh, I got this. The “enemy” is the one who invaded the sovereign nation of Ukraine without provocation. Good job finding an entirely new topic to talk about. Distract. Good tactic.

You’re… Aware that Russia invaded Ukraine, right? And all of this bloodshed, all of these senselessly sacrificed lives, could’ve been avoided if Russia just DIDN’T invade Ukraine?

Well, the post you wanted to comment this on would somehow be a worse place to say that.

I’m convinced that “Oh good, I’ve heard that a varied diet is the key to health” is just the best comment for any post ever. It will either be relevant or hilarious.

Okay I got this. According to last night I just gotta fill my bed with spiders, while also dangling from a very very high height, and I guess I’m in that one friend’s house from 5th grade I visited that one time?

My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).

They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious

Yup, sorry! I definitely should’ve checked the sidebar. That one’s obviously on me.

Which fictional world are you talking about? “Zombies” vary from fiction to fiction: some are fast; some are slow. Which one specifically do you mean?

Mate, if you’ve met an ice cream truck driver who’d just let you walk away with all their goods and a promise that you’d pay them back, I need to know where you live. I want in on that.

hey, gimme a cart, i’ll go roam around and sell these before they spoil, you keep 80 or 90% of the money when i come back with the empty cart.

Tell you what: I’ll give you a time traveling device and the ability to jump into any fictional world that has ever existed.

Find me one where they would accept that “deal” if you didn’t pay up front.

If you do this, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Fun fact: you can just pirate stuff.

You don’t have to make semantic arguments to justify to yourself why it’s actually moral or not technically stealing or whatever. You can just pirate stuff.

Look, if we shake hands? Your name is immediately thrown into the void. You will forever be “Oh hey!” to me.

So basically:

Takano: I drew a hot big witchy gothy dommy mommy.

Fans (drooling): Step on me.

Takano: Writers, make it work.