The line on the graph must go up, even if it’s for one second! Glory to the CEO! Praise the shareholders! My life for the corporation! Now give me that minute-by-minute profit projection!

I know that the ‘Christian’ choice would be to accuse Jesus of socialism for helping the poor for free.

We regularly review our pay to ensure we offer competitive wages and benefits.

Translation: We pay as little as we can get away with.

Rest in pieces.

They’re not rioters, they’re seditious scum.

The F-16 deployments will make the Russians crap themselves even more than the Stormshadows ever did. Just the missiles alone have panicked Russian air defences into friendly fire.

I imagine the player who started the trend by leaking the Challenger II armour profile is probably in prison, by now, or at least out of a job.

I think people are now leaking the documents for the sake of it.

That’s rebel propaganda. The Stormtroopers had no trouble boarding Tantive IV and people seem to selectively ignore the scenes proving that the rebels were permitted to escape the Death Star so they could be tracked to their secret base.

That is a 4D chess move.

The extra hours weren’t much of an issue given American industrial capacity. So I’d say the Sherman was better in most areas, especially in terms of build quality, ergonomics and escape hatches for the crew.

You know it’s fucked up when even the Nazis told Japan that the Rape of Nanking was too extreme. They also told the Croatian Ustasha to dial it down a bit.

Zhukov and Khrushchev also agreed that Lend Lease was crucial, along with many more members of Stalin’s inner circle.

(which were better anyways tbh)

Why do you consider Soviet tanks to be better than their American counterparts?

Always remember that flying M113s are an affront to the Machine God.

Putin’s War to Expand NATO is going great, I’d say.

Out of your seven motorcycles, which one is used for which purpose?

‘Traitor’ is a much more fitting term.

When it takes effect next year, children and teenagers will only be able to check out books that correspond to their age group; they will need permission from a parent or guardian to check out “adult” books.

Will the bible be in the adult section? It’s full of every kind of smut and crime you can think of.

I think he wants Ukraine to fold so he can peddle his shitty inventions to Russia without pesky sanctions getting in the way, whilst styling himself as a great diplomat.

Something, something, invisible hand of the free market and Social Darwinism. Dead people can’t be in poverty, right? Problem solved!