I said it last shutdown but does nobody seem to notice that whenever we have a shutdown it’s because Republicans keep shitting their pants and then screaming about the smell?

Every govt shutdown in my lifetime has been because of Republicans. These shutdowns impact millions of people yet I never see it brought up.

Tuna you say?

That’s me being distracted by all the comments

I looked him up like 3 hours ago to see if he was still alive.

I feel like I manifested his death…

There are only 2 gas stations in my town that don’t have these obnoxious ass pumps and both of them are on the other side of town where I’m most likely to get stabbed by a used heroin needle for my shoes.

So yeah I’d say I’m being damn near forced.

Shit on my balls and piss out my ass.

Maybe the real 2010 was all the memes we made along the way

RC Cola

One of my most upvoted comments in lemmy is me saying I should be allowed to smash those screens if they play ads.

Your function is to pump my fucking gas if you do anything more than that fuck off

See I originally thought this was about how girls can’t eat bananas in front of guys cause guys make it sexual.

I love it.

You’re safe… for now

Fr though I could handle the 85 degrees but with 80% humidity I’m living in a steam room

I don’t buy that. It’s possible but the producers always want to make it “theirs” and it’s not. It’ll never be theirs. The best they could do is just follow the source material as much as possible.

No one cares about your “quirky” changes. And this is quite evident in all the video game tv series that fail. Because the source material was basically thrown away completely. Because they think we’ll gobble up anything just because of the name.

Human trafficking*

It’s not “migrant bussing” it’s fuckin blatant human trafficking.

Call it what it is and hold this piece of shit accountable.

It puts the dopamine in the feed or else it feels the crushing weight of helplessness again!

Put the memes in the fucking basket!

I watched the twin towers fall but none of it connected and never gave me the fanatical patriotism it was supposed to.

Iirc all the recent hate is focused on vegans who think obligate carnivores can be turned vegan.

Don’t abuse your pets or just maybe don’t have pets at all.