Lemmy doesn’t like penis jokes… Well people here do, but “lemmy” doesn’t.

All i see is a plague of rats

Just never go big turk, thats some sick twisted stuff, you’re never the same after that.

In your absence lemmy has become meme land btw

Yes, but still cant believe it. I brush shit off as sleep paralysis, or just plain seeing things, or my very active imagination, I dont really think it can be real. It just cant.

New promo at Stoner’s Pot Palace buy 2 bags get a free snickers.

With a capital F

Did you sign up for it. I “preordered” it off the app store so the moment it was available it installed itself.

I just used my play store credit. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

Animals are delicious, but so are alot of vegetarian foods too. To try new things i made Saturday vegetarian food day, and ive made some fuckin’ tasty veggies. Fuck veggie burgers or shit like that, but like a pizza with a fuck ton of different vegetables is amazing.

I DONT KNOW YOU, THATS MY PURSE!

Pardon the vhs quality pic, its literally from vhs.

I know dr sholes makes anti bacterial, maybe start there

It’s a dangerous path I bounce… but I bounce it alone. Because the Hundred Acre Wood needs a hero, Pooh Bear! And I’m the only one.

Repeat till

My lettuces keep growing these sticks am i doing it right.

The amount of times I’ve shouted this at my coworkers when they are working at hights is ridikkerous.