I saw this several times when in Finland. I thought it was hilarious (I’m American).

I bet they used waterfall.

Metal as fuck. I love it.

Like 4 days, but I was LARPing and I was a sweaty, stinky mess from running around the entire time.

Yeah, that’s not cool at all. Gotta mean it if you’re gonna say it.

I told my team to decline meetings they don’t think they should be in. If they’re really needed, they can be added - everyone is supposed to be available/reachable during the day anyway. I told them that this includes meetings that I invite them to.

We have beans, beef stroganoff, and moths. And people are nicer. I believe that all of this is related.

You win the internet for today.

Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.

I appreciate how insanely sharp that knife is.

I always end up dumping it out of my bowl into a mixing bowl. Always.

I only see my imaginary friend when I take too much Benadryl

We are all robots made of meat and bone.

I know that this is a huge tangent, but it annoys me that he doesn’t even know how to make a fist.

I feel like you can tell where the intent is behind it when they bring up a similar situation from their life. It’s not hard to tell if it’s from a helpful place vs them trying to upstage you.

I tend to do this to try to relate and let them know they’re not alone, but lately I’ve just been trying to listen so that I don’t come across the wrong way.

Bridgekeeper : How many beans are in a can of kidney beans?

Sir Lemmylot: What do you mean? An African or European can?

Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that. AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!

They already said beans

Did it try to blackmail him if he didn’t use the new code?

Context

Something tells me he’s been doing inappropriate things with his boss.

I’m ok with being probed at this point if it’ll get me off this rock.