Cleanups are free since I pay ahead of time.

A full haircut once a month with a cleanup 2 weeks in. My hair is thick as fuck and grows pretty quickly, so I need to stay on top of it.

I cut my own hair for years using clippers, but within the last few years started going to get it cut because they do a better job.

I refuse to acknowledge its existence.

Wow. This was a… blast… from the past.

God no. I was very socially awkward. Funny enough though I was a bit of a clown and did a few funny things in front of some people and ended up being known as the “funny guy”. But people would just come up to me and ask me to say something funny, and I never had any idea what to say.

9am and the first thing I see on Lemmy is Ben Franklin’s O face.

I have been using a shampoo bar recently and love it. It feels like it’s going to last forever, and no plastic packaging.

First executive order: marriage between a person and a piece of furniture now legal

51 and 46 here. We eat at home by default. I go out for lunch once a week, and we might eat out or order in for dinner or brunch once or twice a week.

I usualluly cook a bunch of protein for the week and pair that with frozen veggies and/or fruit and pasta, oats, or rice. I’ll eat that and/or dinner leftovers.

I have not yet, but I have a few years to go before I retire. I plan on coaching weightlifting. I might come back part time - I’m a gov employee, and they allow you to come back part time which means I’d be getting paid on top of my retirement. I’m not sure yet. If coaching works out well then I’d be happy doing that full time. Maybe even open a gym.

I saw him a long time ago (can’t remember when) and he was great.

RO BOY, RAGGY

Dude, what? I am not a shill for Big Junk Food. I’m pointing out how companies make the stuff hyperpalatable to get people to eat more of it. It’s unfortunately contributing to the obesity epidemic and not good for people.

I thought this was like those “bashed” or “slams” headlines, but nope, literally elbowed.

Which is also what makes them super delicious. Fat, crunch, Umami, salt. Most snacks also have sugar added even if they’re not “sweet”.

A medieval peasant would lose their mind eating a Dorito. Snacks nowadays are literally engineered to hijack our brains.

So it’s kind of like a really comfortable plushy enclosed robe? I thought it might be like a Snuggy at first, but it looks like it’s closed in the back unlike a Snuggy.

OK. Thank you!

I drink a lot of decaf because I like the flavor. Regular coffee being caffeinated is a nice perk (pun intended) for when I need to wake up.

What brand? I think I’m going to pull the trigger on this.