Someone collapsed, probably hungry or couldn’t afford their drugs. Idk I am so burt out on this trash that I don’t even want to look it up.

Tom Sawyer is really into chickens.

Drink a beer in the shower and you are heralded as an innovator.

Take a shit in the shower and you are lambasted as a monster.

Efficiency

Can’t deface what doesn’t have a face. If anything she faced it.

The 3 S

Shit

Shower

Shave

Yes, but if it goes on too much longer they will all “call in sick” because without pay what’s the fucking point? So some cunt in a suit can get to their next business deal or kids can get to Disney?

I know, I know, some travelers are trying to get to a sick family member but those are not as common.

Because it’s Morbius Time

I joined because I want you to bleed my bank account dry by demanding I “give” every time I walk in your doors.

Heh I keep reading this guy’s name as Liarmore, seems to be better suited to this pansy.

I cut mine in the 4th dimension

If you ever get one from him be sure to fire up the bank app and deposit it before he leaves. Or only take cash, but wash it first because it’s probably covered in blow and underage child DNA.

You can’t use YOUR AI on our systems because we are already using OUR AI to screw our customers.

Can’t wait to eat you covered in mayo on white bread.

And states can refuse to hand over income taxes and keep them for themselves.

Well he’s perfectly allowed to quit his current office if he wants to run for mayor.

“‘TRUMP WASN’T ON THE BALLOT, AND SHUTDOWN, WERE THE TWO REASONS THAT REPUBLICANS LOST ELECTIONS TONIGHT,’

Yeah no shit, the shutdown YOU caused pushed people further away from the dark side. Maybe don’t be a Nazi.

Maybe they could go after the real criminals then?

Concepts of a deal?

Old man yells at cloud.

Pay no attention to the old man behind the curtain, whacking off.