Oh yeah? well I’m doing seventy thousand and ONE steam players a night. Take that, CyberFlunk.

I want to eat a red blood cell. Like one the size of my hand that tastes like a gummy bear

So instead of the most reasonable candidate that has a chance of winning, you voted for someone else who had no chance of winning?
Thanks for making everything worse.

top tip: explore. it’s pretty fun to purposefully take wrong turns and just learn what’s out there just out of eyesight

not really sure I follow what you’re trying to say, but in my experience it’s pretty common for directions to come up in casual conversation. Chatting about traffic and ways to get around it is pretty top tier smalltalk for me because it’s actually helpful to know and isn’t just the copy-paste “how’s your day” “good, yours?” “good.”

is your goal to rely on it, or to have it as a backup?
For my purpose of having backup nearly anything will be better than nothing.

yes actually. I saw a video of training for this long before the war started. Surprised nobody has tried it yet, I assume it’s probably pretty difficult to fight actual birds with controllers and a ton of delay

This is propaganda made by the “sharks eating international cable club” to take the bame off them

shrimp kinda taste like dirt to me, but i like crab.
However I did learn that my throat feeling like it was closing up after eating seafood ISNT normal and went to the doctor and now I’m not allowed to eat crab anymore :(

Hmm. Deep rock too probably.

edit: ok fuck whoever posted that fake PNG

how did they discover that? who’s just going around cutting random parts of swimmy guys??

I still have an account, but I’ve only ever posted 6 times and haven’t deleted it because I don’t wanna jump through the hoops of “sign in to see this content”, also because once and a while I’ll see a linked tweet about a game or artist or something and give it a heart

tried beer for the first time yesterday, thought it would be better than the smell. Nope. Struggled through 3 sips then gave it to someone else 😭 I don’t really get alcohol tbh. Ive only had like 3 or 4 drinks but no matter what it is they all taste bad :/

It turns out that calling any guys who aren’t socialists or liberals Nazis

If you vote for a fascist, I’m gonna call you a fascist 😭😭

And like a mechanic if they show you your axle is bent you can see it, but you might not know what to look for without their guidance. With climate change I can see that temps are rising, but I don’t fully understand why and how.

how is there ALWAYS a relevant xkcd I swear

now would you like to be smushed by femcel with a forklift with or without a forklift certification?

remember, microplastics are formed in the balls

😔

Ok I can’t help but bring this up. Lazypurple a TF2 YouTuber got a state board in TF2 and spent like 30 minutes just laughing his ass off with it. just scating past all his teammates fighting. The section in his video is like 3 minutes long but omg he has such good dork vibes https://youtu.be/XBF-g4y4clg?si=NY_1eA25tx2mAhJL&t=3103