WookieMonster

Yeah, cause getting Trump elected is going to have SO MUCH BETTER outcome for the Palestinian people. Sure.

With all the sincerity in the world. Fuck you.

To me this is creepy as hell. It says that dude likes to see people pretend to be happy when they’re really very sad. I would wonder why the hell someone would send that to me if I wasn’t crying and trying to be polite and smile when accepting my delivery, which doesn’t make it any less creepy.

An irresponsible owner of a golden/newfie/GSD/dobie/St. Bernard/whatever can kill you too, it’s not the dog breed’s fault that idiots are attracted to them.

Nah, those billionaire besties wouldn’t pee on him if he was on fire if he retired. They wouldn’t have any use for him then.

I bet irresponsible owners were involved.

“Also too” drives me up a wall.

BLAT!

Neato robot vacuum, but same dif.

Thanks! My first dog was Wookie, or Princess WookieMonster. She was the absolute best (as are all dogs).

Unless you’re snuggled up in bed, and very happy about it.

Quaker Crunchy Corn Bran was a cereal that had a terrible name, but was SO yummy. Puffins are similar, but not quite right.

Ocean Spray made a Cranberry Key Lime cocktail for a very short while and I loved it.

Eggo used to make a Nutragrain version, and since I only eat toaster waffles with peanut butter and syrup, I couldn’t taste the difference and it made for a healthier breakfast.

I have nostalgia for things like Clearly Canadian and Orbitz, but pretty sure I wouldn’t actually like them anymore.

I don’t notice much of a difference myself, but those around me tell me that there’s a huge difference in my behavior between when I’m exercising regularly and when I’m not. And my roomates have let me know that they prefer that I keep up my exercise routine, as it makes me more pleasant to be around, lol.

If I could afford it (and to come back and visit family or to bring them to visit me) I’d move to New Zealand in a heartbeat.

Everyone will let the Wookie win?

My sister accuses her dogs of “fake news” when they do this. Frequently, it is a ploy to get the other dog to abandon a toy and come check out the “threat”, which the fake news spewing dog will then go steal. Very meta.

Yep, the only result I’ve ever seen from these engagement surveys are things NOBODY would ever have requested, but management insists was demanded in the survey. Things like returning to the bullshit yearly self-reviews.

Also, hello fellow Wookie.

The currency has probably collapsed so that it takes a wheelbarrow full of bills to buy bread…

Men are only less emotional if you don’t consider things like anger emotions. Which is bullshit.

Or a bakery?