This guy is in to Telsa. Like enough to make an account for them. Odd.

Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)

Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)

Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)

Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)

I hereby claim that the law was broken! Arrest Elon!

I was going to go out and do some racist shit today, but I saw that the NFL wanted to end it, so now I’m seriously reconsidering said racist shit.

“We have to save our marriage by devastating our daughter for no reason!”