Luca Boccassi sounds like he got pantsed a few too many times in high school.

Oh fuck you… take your upvote and know that you have hurt my soul and I love you for it.

Fuck it. What’s the worst that could happen?

Oh.

We got JJ’s a couple weeks ago. 3 sandwiches and 3 cookies was over $50. That was not worth anywhere near that much.

A spoon of hot horseradish or wasabi work too.

Sorry. Your insurance will only cover an Xbox 360.

Don’t worry everybody. Our IPO might seem bad, but it’s just because our users have absolutely no faith in us.

Yup me too. Meta has seen me take a piss more than my wife.

You have to pay for it? Bro. I’ll leave the Internet forever before I’ll pay for a search engine.

I got a Big Mac last week that looked like a kids meal version.

I remember those! I think the comeback version is the Tile or AirTag but I’m too old to hear them beep.

I wish I could grep my car keys sometimes.