I’m no lemonologist but it looks like it could maybe be a very severe case of Citrus Bud Mites: https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/384904-Aceria-sheldoni

Now this is shitposting

Did you instruct it to give that 1000-yard stare or does it just naturally associate that with what it’s wrought here

That was actually very clever

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Nah, delete this

Been there! No sweat, was just checking open source documentation standards hadn’t gotten ridiculously high recently 🙃

I feel like their documentation is pretty solid…?

Why did you use this meme template and then make literally no reference to its conversation

Imo this would be much better without the text at the top

What in the Interdimensional Cable is this?

And exude is not the word they wanted there - most likely it should have been exert

Seriously

Which, by virtue of not reducing its speed, is more likely to seriously injure a pedestrian: a car, or a bicycle?

Because it’s potentially indicative of a national database of everyone’s DNA, rather than just the criminal database, which would be (and perhaps is) a privacy nightmare

I was already convinced, you don’t have to keep selling me

Wow, what an incredibly bad take. Kudos, I’m genuinely impressed

I’m embarrassed to say it took me 3 panels to realize the problem wasn’t just my shit internet connection