C’mon! Why won’t you repent!

I’m sitting at a database changeover meeting as we speak…they just mentioned how AI will give us monthly “new features”

Holy flying monster phack! Nobody needs new features every month!

Example, bicycle… Needs pedals, wheels, seat, handles. I don’t need a coffee maker, but others might. Okay so coffee maker. Oh new month! Choose from 6 new coffee maker colors and 12 new coffee maker types! We got a percolator vs a simple bag heater…new month!.. Introducing the new vente and grade bikes! With 3 sizes each cup!..7 years later… Oh guys you remember those dumb ass bikes with coffeemaker? So stupid! Our new bikes come with built-in microwave water bottle with solar powered UV light cleaned straw and self rattling glass bottle!

A bike only needs pedals, wheels, a seat and a handle. The handle can have brakes or those can be in the wheels via the pedals. That’s it. Everything else is just extra stuff. Adding AI in the already crazy amount features bikes can have is insane. Equally, a database should be a stable as possible not getting new features every freaking month.

…here come my fake feet!

Also did you guys notice that they either picked the shortest people or maybe teenaged enlistees? Or maybe they all come from poor working families so ended up with some vitamin deficiency. Either way, its like the asshole has control over an army of shorter people. He stands there with one arm in his pocket like an idiot. I was told by my dad to never stand next to working people with hands in my pockets. Come to think about it, there’s no good reason to have your hands in your pockets unless you’re getting your keys. You gotta be ready to help others or at least to arrest a fall. Worst is while coming down the stairs because you’ll be eating the stair steps if your hands are busy in your pockets.

Its a great up. My heroes. You guys let me know when the dust settles.

The solution is to sells homes to companies so they can be closer to the rest of the homes…some homes will become Walmarts, others could be made into universities or schools or hardware stores or software companies. Blah…none of this we have here in Kenmore WA for example… You can walk to the nearest store during spring. In summer you might die from a heatstroke, in winter you might become a Popsicle before even getting to the store located downhill and to the east along the top of lake Washington. Its no joke. There are no homeless people looking thru my trash ever…because they literally can’t physically make it. There’s no point in collecting enough aluminum cans to eat if you need to eat more than that to collect the cans.

Its a dumb place, I didn’t choose to be here but it was the place I could afford that was closest to work. Hint hint…its nice that the city is charging us like $1000 bucks extra this year to add and repair sidewalks. Continue! Add a bus station nearby and allow people to have business from home…which eventually could become a workplace. Go from a bunch of houses to a variety of buildings. I can dream. I just need to jump off my high horse.

Its only when imaginary flying men get involved.

Every asshole in the planet wears those shoes. Have you noticed that?

My wife said no to all this.

300,000 years later… So the females would consume the males often leaving only the hard jaw bone. It’s mentioned in many acts of literature such as penthouse that it was common for one to eat the other.

No, no, the Linux USB stick can be inserted before you turn it off. That way windows knows what’s coming. Maybe leave it in there and go to their page to ask “how do you boot from Linux USB” microslop loves that.

So let me get this straight… Of Hormuz.

Could we also remind people of the price of copper per pound?

The Chinese just used India ink? LOL. I love this historical made up fact.

$7.99? Are you out of your mind?

Yes, but that’s for ruzzians. You wouldn’t want graphite powder floating in the space capsule! Would you?

2028 is coming up. I want to announce that I will run from president!

Ball pens that work upside down!

Yup, that’s it.

I remember that one: