Lobbying needs to gtfo and be illegal already. We don’t talk enough about it because the America is on a tilt-a-whirl as it is

When I see not dishwasher/microwave safe I assume it is because the plastic becomes harmful and fuck that noise

I’m an Olympic judge in orange cat sleeping; perfect form with creative flair, well groomed and fluffy shiny fur, bean exposure. And ultimately the perfectly exposed jaw for scritches

11.2/10

It does care where you’re looking though

And more government oversight!

Listen hear me out…

Can we just have a newsletter of “trump says” instead of reporting every fucking thing his geriatric mind spews 3 times a day? While it is important to be aware of the context of the crazy; at this point it isn’t real news ffs! he’s basically weekend at bernies at this point.

Sorry idr if this from source article or one linked in it:

Training was slashed from 16 weeks to six, with sit-ups eliminated because recruits couldn’t handle them.

These nazis are so fucking pathetic in every conceivable way lol

it would be so much funnier if they weren’t destroying lives and killing people

Ffs the fact I even forgot this obvious point because so busy being pissed at the blatant lies, fascist takeover, and murder.

The tweet is from 2023 and still relevant 🙃

What meal/cuisine wouldn’t benefit from onion and garlic though? Genuinely asking.

I add at least the powders to probably everything I cook, sometimes even white rice. But I’ve always wondered if I’m adding “wrong” seasoning to a dish when I use them!

(Eta: I also regularly cook with them but usually that’s when the recipe calls for it. I add the powders to browning meat or enhancing sauce etc regardless of recipe I just add them. )

Thank you for your reply. That is also a really cute comic!! To be fair though; this is just a universal cat owner thing and I’ve seen this joke made in various mediums over the years. It’s a cat behavior as universal as “if I fits I sits” ^^

Oh my goodness the art is so adorable! Does anyone know the artist?

I mean the first half is already technically correct.

So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline

Wtf is the “art” AI ? It’s so bad it has to be… right?..

Yes that is exactly it! Much more succinct lol.

Omg thank you!!!

Better than having your kneecaps in your teeth.

Don’t fucking kick your legs up in a car what the fuck you’re in a high speed vehicle that can crash at any moment resting legs near an air bag???

Best thing I’ve seen on the internet all month

So recently I learned from a podcast that fetishes usually are political. Trends are conservatives are into stuff against hertero-norm beliefs. I don’t wanna get into examples because it feels racist since it is racist.

The trends for liberals are they are into bdsm.

And then it’s too clean!