From today, dialing 999 won’t get you the emergency services. And that’s not the only thing that’s changing. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better-looking drivers mean they’re not just the emergency services — they’re your emergency services. So, remember the new number: 0118 999 881 999 119 725… 3.
Keep your eyes open for opportunities. Sure, you work in insurance, but surely they need ads and signs and such, maybe you can independently put forth a few products in the environment you work in and make a name for yourself serving the needs you find where you find them.
I work in IT now, but I used to be a musician. Some of my music has been used in training videos for companies I’ve worked for, evne though I didn’t get any credit I got paid my normal wages to make music. I learned image editing and creation in gimp and some of my images have been used in multi-million dollar court cases.
Being a jack of all trades is typically looked down on by snooty people who don’t know that the full saying is, “Jack of All Trades, Master of None, Oftentimes better than a Master of One”.
I work in IT, everyone in the workplace that doesn’t work in IT is basically a child when it comes to computers, so I can explain computers to a child.
Not casting aspersions or anything, but after the 5th time you’ve taught the same 63 year old doctor how to use a mouse you start to recognize a pattern, and I’ve been doing it long enough that I have started to successfully guess and solve the problem while people are still trying to find the words to describe the problem to me.
Best: None. Weddings are pretty boring. I had fun at mine I guess but I got chewed out afterwards because people kept coming to me and asking me to do things and apparently I was supposed to be glued to my new wifes side the whole time.
Worst: Went to a friends wedding, somehow got mistaken as the groom by the priest, which I cleared up, but then during the ceremony the priest said, “I believe that with the power of Jesus any marriage can work, even between people of different races” while looking directly at me, the only non-white (Lakota) person in the entire room.
For every woman that would overlook you for the size of your penis, which is totally in the middle of the bell curve and nothing to be discouraged about, there are 5 other women in the world that look just as good as they do and who would love to take a ride on your baloney pony.
I’m right about the same, a little longer, a little thinner, and I had crippling sexual anxiety for years because of it.
I learned the techniques for orgasm control and have frequently made love to women for over an hour at a time, multiple times a day until they tapped out on the regular because they couldn’t take any more orgasms for a while.
I’ve had twelve partners and only once was I unable to make my partner orgasm with penile stimulation alone, and she was on antidepressants that made it difficult for her to orgasm at all, but she still wanted to sleep with me because it was enjoyable and pleasurable for her.
I have been called a sex god by two separate women in my life.
And despite all of that I carried that inner worry that the size of my penis was simply not good enough and that there was nothing I could do about it.
Literally two weeks ago, it clicked in my head, and if you keep studying yourself and learning from yourself it will click with you, that is absolutely not about the size of your penis. Its about the passion, the intimacy, the self confidence, the drive, the connection, and the ability to read your partner and respond and react in ways to make the whole event more than just the hokey pokey.
Sure, some women will only be satisfied with big dicks. And that sucks.
Some women can’t even take our dicks due to things like vaginisimus and deep sexual and emotional scars.
But women have those same worries and concerns about their own bodies, wondering if the guy they’re talking to prefers bigger or smaller boobs or butts than they have, wondering if they are tight enough or if they smell good down there or if the bit of cellulite or various moles or whatever blemish they can amplify about themselves means they are unworthy of being loved.
And given that a woman who likes a guy will put up with an inordinate amount of bullshit from the guy, seeing our flaws as cute quirks and laughing at our bad jokes just because they like us and want to be liked by us, if you reach the point where you are sleeping with a woman and you are romantic, present, involved, and consistently able to make her cum and enjoy herself like clockwork, she’ll never hate you for your penis any more than you would hate her for having one boob smaller than the other or for having a large labia or any of the dozens of other things every woman finds to dislike about their own bodies.
Being as that god is typically considered to be the Christian God, then the dogmatic principle of, “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s” should come into play, at least in the western world. Their invitation is from the true owner of the home, the state, which supersedes the current occupants authority as, “all nations are created by God”.
However there may be some concept of primacy of house and home that in God’s eyes turns out to be more important than the political societal contract we live under that has an exemption for protection from evil supernatural entities, as otherwise a long-lived vampire could simply manipulate the population to get themselves elected as a ruler and cause the citizens to lose one of their fundamental protections from the denizens of the night.
That being said, most law-abiding homeowners would probably permit the entry based on the existence of the warrant by default, so it’s likely a moot point.
Yeah, that would work if people would be fastidious about swapping out the Listerine.
Given how often most people do so much as swap out their *toothbrush most of us would leave it until it mutated
It’s a screenshot from the movie They Live.
In it, Roddy Piper has special glasses that allows him to see past these like weird replacement human alien creatures disguises, so in this screenshot he’s wearing the glasses and so you can see a couple of the aliens faces in like blended in amongst the people and originally behind the screenshots or behind the images on the billboards you would see signs that say stuff like “obey” and “reproduce”.
I chose to use the black and white copy even though that wasn’t really perfect because it helped me not have to worry about shading in all of the colors for the images that I pasted in, because I am not a Photoshop expert.
“They will own nothing, and they will be happy”
Its a retirement home for people in their 30s today, lol
I’m… Going to be… The next hoKAGE!
My guess is that the question is, “How old was god when he created the universe?”
or, for a darker take, “How old was God when he died?”
Surprisingly, I’m much more okay with it if I’m lied to. If you tell me no, no, no, there are no bugs in this, and then I eat it, and I do not detect bugs in it, and it turns out after the fact that there were bugs in it, okay fine, you got me, fair game.
My work decided to close for Juneteenth, but then I had to come back on Friday, and I told everyone I was going to request that Friday off so I could have a four-day weekend for the price of one day of PTO, and I forgot to do it, so I had to work a weird bizarroland hellscape Friday where we had just had a day off so we have like a little bit more energy than usual, but then the weekend is also about to hit so everyone wanted to leave, but everyone also wanted to get all of their work done, so for me it was just a fucking nightmare.
How is it possible to regret eating blueberries? Like, I need more details.
“Tom Waits once said there is no devil, there’s just God when he’s drunk, you know?” - Robin Williams.
I speak for a sizeable portion of the human race when I say I’ll never voluntarily eat bugs.
I’d rather be forced to be a vegan.
No shade on you if you choose to eat bugs, it’s just not for me.
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the hammerhead shark as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the shark had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
If you have the lid closed, you’re looking at 3 to 15 watts to have a laptop running in the background doing some basic server shit.
Maybe a little more under high load, but those are going to be intermittent and not constant.
I’m just saying it’s not that much more electricity usage, and the recycling more than offsets the CO2.
Parts of it were, but parts were hand drawn, all of the text was put in manually with the comic neue font, and the whole thing was assembled piece by piece in gimp.