Free Media, Heck Yeah

Football? The American version? No thank you…lol.

Hockey is better.

I never was a customer, so I’m not sure what to do in this situation?

Okay.

^Proceeds ^to ^feed ^the ^racist ^greedy ^fuckwits

A new A24 film. Brought to you by Jordan Peele.

But dat ass is 19th?

We poop. We eat. Some of us ruin the entire planet (not in that specific order)

…and if they did; they DEFINITELY aren’t on the Epstein list

…and to think, all these years later…we still have pudgy fat pasty fucks fucking all of us up the fuckholes for the tallest dildo chair (regardless of race, gender or whatever other dumb shit that matters… idk, we just animals I think?)

The crew looked like skanks. The colonizers only did the weird dumb extra white folk shit to impress other extra white folk.

cradling his balls…

Dammit

Too late now

Xactly. Tis a scam. His grandpa was a pimp & grifter. So was his dad. Matter o’ fact, his g’pops certainly made his fortune next to Ruzzia. Odd. Something something, rhymes with Krasnov.

Nah. I have bolt cutters and I ain’t a bitch.

Cash Hotel, a fuck-eyed dickhead claims that… [Insert Russian propaganda here]

Not the broccoli. I love broccoli, but Ron does not. Watch ‘Parks & Rec’. Specifically the episode where Rob Lowe cooks him mushroom steaks. Or the episode where he cooks the pig. Do you even know 'bout Ron Swanson.

Ben ass mofo. Get in touch with lil Sebastian.

Ron would laugh at the broccoli and ask “Why is the things I feed to my food next to the real food?”

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Zammis approves.

derbated buh crater

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