

I read part of the bible cracked out of my mind before. Everyone who saw me reading was so happy for me at first. Then they figured out I wasn’t reading it right and they would be mad when I pointed out the literal meaning hidden in all the subtext


I read part of the bible cracked out of my mind before. Everyone who saw me reading was so happy for me at first. Then they figured out I wasn’t reading it right and they would be mad when I pointed out the literal meaning hidden in all the subtext


So you basically have about a 50/50 shot of making to another country or death. Not bad odds.


Has anyone actually made it out of these prisons and can explain what it’s like in there?
Big balls by acdc


Dear United States. Since you decided not to give me the Nobel peace for not raping you I don’t feel very obligated to not be very rapey anymore


Do not diddle kiiiids! It’s no good diddling kiiiids!


Had to check if this was an onion post or not


Daddy had it coming. Don’t touch that boys switch.
Yo chat is this real ??


Yeah but you can’t trust anything he says that’s just trump
Oh don’t worry… I’ll be gentle.

At least we know the children weren’t in too much physical pain
c/espressocirclejerk


Well duh it’s the humane society
Everyone always says “death TO America!”
Nobody ever says “death IN America!”