Taxing doesn’t solve the problem either. Don’t go around assuming everyone’s a liberal who thinks that capitalism can be made to “work” by introducing taxes.

We should be way past taxing at this point.

In a lot of languages the word for apple used to refer to all kinds of fruits, particularly new ones from more or less exotic lands. Pineapples also don’t look much like apples, do they?

Karl Marx in my ass

Reading this makes me really angry for some reason.

Naja, sie können die Optionen ja ausloten. Wenn ich eine Prüfung verkacke, kann ich mir ja auch ansehen, wie viele Punkte mir fehlen.

Gotta stay in practice.

The straw man commie in OP’s butt.

Boah, leiwand. Krosse-Krabbe-Pizza?

There are several steps between learning German and comprehending whatever the fuck we’re doing over there.

Hi. Was essen wir heute am Abend?

Ever heard of zooplankton?

Wait, why does one of the animals look like the cameraman?

Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

It still has cogwheels.

Milk 2: Electric Boogaloo

“Average” can be an arithmetic mean, a median, a geometric mean, or even a mode.

It’s brilliant in its simplicity. I’d never think of that. I’d try to overengineer something out of the environment, but with less skill than MacGyver.

“-fizierung” schreibt man mit langem ie. Sorry, aber wenn meine Dienste angefordert werden, muss ich zur Stelle sein und meine Pflicht tun.

All the more reason not to love them. They shouldn’t even know your birthday.