The person on the other end of the phone probably checked the wrong box on a form.

Is this just your guess? Are you making random excuses for this asshole? Oh no, this trumper could never have lied to get out of jury duty and fucked her chance to vote, it MUST have been someone else’s fault. Jesus Christ. Stop making excuses for these lying idiots.

Wow, you’re fucking dumb.

No one cares what this racist, broken down alcoholic fuck has to say, except people who are already racist broken down fucks themselves.

“Libertarians” when they have to pay taxes: Tyranny! The state is out of control! I am a free man! revolution!

“Libertarians” when anyone mentions gun control: The constitution is a sacred document! How dare they challenge our laws!

“Libertarians” when trump threatens to throw people in prison without a trial if they dare oppose him: Haha, throw those filthy libruls in jail! trump! trmp! trump!

However, three ballots were counted before election officials could pull them from the process because they passed through the signature verification process. Those votes cannot be remedied or removed.

What? So the person whose ballot was stolen now has their vote cast for trump (let’s be real there is a 99.99% chance it was a trumper who did this even they are being coy about it) and there is nothing they can do about it? WTF?

He’s been speaking out calling trump a vile criminal idiot, but behind the scenes is doing everything he can to get him elected? What do you think is going to happen if trump wins, dumbfuck? Is he going to celebrate your career with a gala, or have you sent to the gulag for crossing him? I mean what the fuck.

The people holding the giant cardboard million dollar checks aren’t getting paid either. Once the election is over the PAC will be dissolved and Musk will fuck off back to Texas and get a friendly judge to squash the inevitable lawsuits.

They must know something is in the pipeline to get released and they are trying to get ahead of the story. Piss tape, groping a child, saying the n-word, maybe explosively shitting his pants? Who knows, but it’s going to be a doozy if they are already freaking out about it.

Forget about 2025. In less than two weeks we’ll know if sanity wins or if trump gets to turn the usa into a banana republic/christofacist hellhole. I’m so stressed out.

She’s campaigning her ass off, while he needs to cancel events every day. He thinks we’re idiots who can’t see reality right in front of us. Go take another nap trump. Fuck off.

It looks like each text/image was done with a different marker. Was this some kind of wacky collaboration or does this person just carry around 4 different markers and use them randomly for fun?

I mean, I guess I would take a million dollars from a deluded billionaire, but I would still vote for Harris.

Trump is far too interested in bragging about ANOTHER man’s dick here. Does he think there is dick transference in this story? Does he get dick bragging rights second hand or something? What a fucking weirdo.

Or Harris can just fund NASA to build the rockets themselves and steal all the talent from X.

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I’m biracial.

Your profile says “transracial”. Did you forget you were on a trolling account?

Because he has done nothing for the state except wage his endless culture wars and spent over a year missing in action while running for President. Meanwhile hurricanes are battering us while our infrastructure continues to crumble. But he did ban mention of climate change by the state so those pesky hurricanes should stop any day now, right?

Hey republicans, running batshit insane black people on the Republican ticket isn’t going to work, because black people aren’t morons who are going to vote for self hating, self described “black nazi’s” just because they’re black. Pass it on. Or don’t. It’s hilarious watching you make this mistake over and over.

When reality is too hard these people will always make up a new one and retreat into conspiracies to help them cope.

What, you want us to help save the planet? But that would mean some sacrifices… No, the hurricanes are caused by the libruls and their evil weather machines, not us. Next. Meteorologists are just the scapegoats in their collective delusions.