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“It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” the wounded candidate assured them. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a bullet-riddled, 50-page speech. Holding up his prepared remarks, which had two big holes blown through each page, Roosevelt continued. “Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”
To paraphrase Office Space:
Let me ask you something. Where you work, does anyone ever tell you to “think different?”
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
2·4 months agoShirt
2·4 months agoRemove the water from the bottom of the ocean
It’s Never Cloudy in Philadelphia.
16·7 months agoTo collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.
I had my glasses on, and it still took DrSteveBrule’s comment plus about 30 more seconds before I got it smh
The distinction between a noun modified by an adjective or noun adjunct and a simple compound noun in English is not well defined. You can absolutely call space an adjective in this case.
It’s an adjective?
(Q: What kind of billionaires? A: Space billionaires!)
6·11 months agoAlso you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!
Couldn’t we just build a wall around him? Serves the same purpose, right?
2·11 months agoYou got lucky. I did that once and my engine never started again :(
I should have been saying it like that all along, but, you know, woulda, coulda, shoulda!
2·11 months agoDread Kitteh Roberts
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How should I say should? How should I talk talk? Should I talk to the Colonel about putting the scissors in the drawer?
I read PenisDuckCuck9001’s comment, and who can really argue with what PenisDuckCuck9001 is saying?