I had a lesson in friction really early on in childhood trying to use this barefoot. Even braking at a super slow speed got that thing HOT.

This meme is about boiling pasta. You butter before you boil? Weird.

He went mask off after having his sexual misconduct come out. Real easy crowd to stay good with when that happens.

If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*

What’s it to you, smoothskin?

If they’re in the microwave, he can have them.

Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

Or you could just rip the carton when it gets low. The rows are segmented so they tear easily along the line and will hold shape.

And then you turn on dubs and it’s all “And such as this and thus, as I have said so, and I declare in this moment.”

Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.

Well they also shit and don’t wipe and that’s never given a second thought. It’s mostly clean after sure but let’s not kid ourselves, they’re getting shit particles on stuff. If you let your dog on any furniture, which like cmon why wouldn’t you, then that’s another contradiction. They are definitely getting nasty things on them and you end up laying on the couch one night without a thought, again.

You also have mites that live in your eyelashes. The world is a pretty gross place and being grossed out by some dog saliva, when they just wanna love you, is a weird double standard that I’d have to reconcile if I agreed.

I kiss my wife and I lick her butt too.

And tomorrow a good flobday!

5 and 7. You guys are sleeping on the toaster thing. I can control the most unsafe electrical appliance with my mind? The possibilities are endless.

Along with knowing whether things are empty. I’d be the perfect bouncer.

Removed by mod

Username TokenBoomer acts full of themselves. Who would have thought?

What number of children deaths is acceptable for you?

“I’m not saying that all these numbers are from a fairytale”

If that’s true, then what’s your number? How many children are you okay with dying?

Even busted out the parenthetical for clarity. A professional at work.

It’s reprehensible now, and with the information we have on hand. If his entire worldview was shaped around hating jews, which wasn’t uncommon among gentiles, then that statement is understandable coming from him at that time.

You need to separate yourself from being a 21st century, moral (at least in this case, I don’t know you), and critically thinking human being that can look in hindsight with centuries of lessons learned.

You just can’t do that because it will never hold up to today’s standards. In 500 years, putting cheese on bread might be seen as taboo, but you would think that’s ridiculous today. It doesn’t matter how serious or silly the topic is, the point is that it will never compare fairly.

There are like 30 other sentences that are more fucked up just in that article. What is so awful about that for you?