“I can’t be bought”, says the demonstrably bought politician. Anybody check his pockets for rubles? Small wonder he doesn’t leave a trail of them wherever he goes

What the fuck.

“Children shouldn’t be so sexy if they didn’t want to be molested”

Oh yeah, trust me I know. That fucking “Chat Control” bullshit just refuses to die, even though AI detection has been scrapped for now. I’m 100% convinced our “leaders” will push it on us after this current marginally watered down version is in use.

Ditto with age checks. The Finnish far-right government just managed to push that through, zero chance it won’t mutate into something worse eventually

So many pieces of shit on that show, like Kutchner and rapey Masterson

I can’t see the point of going to an empty store

… what do you do in stores, exactly?

And we all know that once this bullshit goes through, they’ll eventually expand it to cover other stuff than just hashes of known material, it’s just a matter of time.

“Oh but this system doesn’t work very well, we obviously need even more invasive surveillance to save the children”

its hard to rent a consumable product

Oh they’ll find a way

Huh, weird. Maybe you’re just cursed. You didn’t happen to buy an amulet from a gypsy woman?

By renting us soap you mean

what

Although, do be mindful that the same applies to open protocols like activitypub too

Are you using a VPN?

Unfortunately your shithole and the Eurasian shithole known as Russia are both working hard to turn Europe into another shithole, and it’s fucking working too…

“No trash cans?! Goddamnit, all I wanted was to throw my candy wrapper away but now I’m going to shit on the ground on principle”

You’re still that salty over some random joke comment?

You can send me the therapy bill

It is! And makes the place feel a bit more human, somehow

Don’t have to when living in a country where keeping your shoes on indoors at someone else’s house would be incredibly rude

And on top of that, telling sarcasm from advanced stupidity is super hard over text

Don’t need a doormat when you are one I guess

Oh yeah, I’ve worked in a bunch of offices where the policy was to leave shoes at the door, or to change into office slippers etc. It’s not at all uncommon in Helsinki; keeps the office clean in the months when the streets are full of slush and grime