Inter city express, just FYI.

Although it’s a great way to sneak public transport past republicans

Yeah, millions of Johnsons survive sharing a name with a guy who must have been a real prick.

To be fair, it’s a master’s in German language education, so it should really apply to the integration course as well (it’s basically a language class that focuses on things like siezten/dutzen, bureaucratic language, holidays, navigating the workplace and shared housing, and cultural quirks like not jaywalking and quiet sundays).

I’m an immigrant in Germany, and they offered me an integration course when I got my spousal visa. I’ve taught those classes for the same city. They did waive my language requirement because of my master’s degree in German though, so that was nice and unexpected.

Tbh, I think most people would benefit from taking ten minutes five times a day to just meditate, so depending on how you pray, I could see that being a positive.

He’s probably gotta eat that much, though, and nothing makes eating less fun than needing to long term (so not just fries and milkshakes) bulk.

“Son, you know that’s just a metaphorical nickname, right?”

Nominative determinism. Immergut means always good in German. And frankly, 106 pages dressing trump down legally is the best possible use of Kar[e]n energy.

If they are a US citizen, then lead by example or shut the ever living fuck up

and shut the fuck up. No need to leave evidence trails.

I once spoke to a philosophy professor who pronounced Nietzsche as though it rhymed with itchy. I didn’t correct him because I was 19 and felt intimidated, but at some point along his career, he wouldn’t have intimidated everyone, how does that even happen?

*some exceptions apply (sorry, Afghan translators, we did you so dirty in so many ways)

Penny wise and pound foolish describes most of late stage capitalism

God, that warms my heart

I don’t mean to be a pedant here, but he’s not actually guilty. The jury decided that.

I have seen very little of the footage I’ve seen of ice through the media. What a weird assumption for you to make. I think they fuck it up because they’re constantly fucking it up.

Honestly? That’s way better, even though it feels grosser.

I don’t know, and yet ice constantly fucks it up

Ms. Rachel doesn’t need any more hate

I don’t think Liz truss is hotter than Rishi Sunak or 1953 QEII (if you want to count her as a leader). She’s probably tied with keir starmer imo.

The real question is: why are the UK’s leaders getting hotter?