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don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
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It’s been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere…
Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?
Aww I do love Hobbes! 🤍
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pics@lemmy.world•I don't seem to build the same campfire twice. Here's tonight's variation
6·5 days agoYou just invented Spicy Jenga.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If God was real (just go with it), then how he's portrayed in the Bible might not even be how he actually is.
1·5 days agoIf god had a name, what would we call him?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifiesEnglish
2521·7 days agoI cannot believe we’re wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.
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pics@lemmy.world•Sandy wanted to play chase. I did not because I'm not feeling the greatest.
1·7 days agoAw feel better 🤍
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News@lemmy.world•USDA Threatens Stores Giving Discounts to People on Food Stamps
10·7 days agoYet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
2·8 days agoAh, I see now - that’s a very good point!
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
11·8 days agoIf you re-read what I wrote, you’ll see that’s not at all what I’m saying. Regardless I’m done with this conversation because this:
I’m sorry to be pedantic
No you’re not.
is unnecessarily rude. Have a great day.
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Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca•TIL for nearly a thousand years, the ancient world’s most popular and admired comedian was Menander of Athens. Ironically, his work was lost to history until 1952, when a single play was rediscovered
15·9 days agoI wonder if we’d find his work funny today.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
11·9 days agoThe person I was replying was “guaranteeing” that a 300lb person can lift at least 300lbs. I’m sure your father was strong but he was a professional gymnast. He’s an outlier. And genuinely, good for your dad - that’s great. But the vast majority of 300lb people aren’t super fit. They can’t all lift 300lbs and this is what I’m arguing. I’m not talking specifically about your dad, I’m replying to the other poster who was making a ridiculous generalization.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Always question those who are the "teachers"
11·9 days agoI’m sorry to be pedantic, but you said:
How much do you think a 300 lb person can lift? I guarantee it’s at least 300 lbs.
And I’m telling you it’s unlikely they can lift 300lbs. Deadlift, lunge, squat. Because that weight is in addition to the body weight they’re used to carrying. And even for bench, pull-up, or chin-up, they are unlikely to be able to complete even one rep because those require upper body and core strength, which are not naturally built just by dint of being obese.






I wanna be Sandy when I grow up
(Feel better, Launches!)