I’m only asking this half jokingly, what the fuck?
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kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksOPto
World News@lemmy.world•Orban's Hungarian government accused of mass voter intimidation ahead of electionEnglish
8·8 days agoThen I am very hopeful, because what’s happening here from Orban’s ruling party has been very contra-productive lately. The polling also shows a decisive lead in favor of the opposition party, Tisza. (58% vs 35%)
Here is a translated satirical summary from r/hungary of how absurd things are in the official communication (and there are still two weeks!):
After summarizing the information provided by Gergely Gulyás over the past few weeks, the situation has now become completely clear to me.
The fact is that the Ukrainians support Tisza, so Ukrainians have infiltrated Tisza to leak information about it, thereby weakening Tisza. But other Ukrainians are infiltrating these Ukrainian infiltration groups to prevent the leaks. However, yet other Ukrainians are monitoring them to expose the Ukrainians who are preventing the leaks. Meanwhile, the Hungarian secret service exposes the Ukrainians, but the Ukrainians leak this information through an investigative journalist working for them three years before the Tisza was founded, which Ukrainians again refute, and then Ukrainians also confirm it even in the past.
Meanwhile, the Ukrainians want Tisza to win, but the Ukrainians also want Tisza to lose, so the Ukrainians are campaigning for Tisza, while Zelenskyy is campaigning against Tisza, which other Ukrainians are coordinating so that the Ukrainians don’t know what the Ukrainians are doing.
Meanwhile, the Ukrainians secretly want to attack Orbán to boost Fidesz’s support, and everyone knows about this because the Ukrainians leaked it so that the Ukrainians wouldn’t remain in the dark. Meanwhile, within the Tisza, the Ukrainians want to destroy the Tisza, which the Ukrainians are trying to defend from the Ukrainians, while within the Tisza, the Ukrainians are investigating who the Ukrainians are. So, here’s where we stand: the Ukrainians are supporting the Tisza, the Ukrainians are sabotaging the Tisza, the Ukrainians are monitoring the Ukrainians, the Ukrainians are exposing the Ukrainians, the Ukrainians are misleading the Ukrainians, the Ukrainians are controlling the Ukrainians, and the Ukrainians are trying to figure out who the Ukrainians are.
In short: the Ukrainians are fighting against the Ukrainians as part of a complex, multi-pronged intelligence operation to determine what the Ukrainians ultimately want.
It’s perfectly clear.
The only question now is when the Russians who support Fidesz, who are, of course, also Ukrainians, will appear in this story.
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
World News@lemmy.world•Hungary charges journalist after claims minister was in touch with Moscow: Investigative reporter Szabolcs Panyi covered story alleging foreign minister had passed information to Sergei LavrovEnglish
11·9 days agoCurrent polling shows a 23 percentage point lead (58 v 35) in favor of the opposition party, Tisza.
Orban’s circle are grasping at straws, they are already sending their stolen wealth abroad in containers. These are the last weeks of the orban regime.
People can only make stupid mistakes so many times. Once exited the gene pool, that’s it. Meanwhile an AI can spew statistical nonsense 24/7 without repercussion.
I trust an intelligence way more that managed to keep iteself alive, than one that is optimized to generate signal shaped noise.
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
Memes@sopuli.xyz•POV: You walked into a corporate meeting of people who make 10x your salaryEnglish
4·1 month agoIt is engagement bait for correction and complaint comments.
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mud — 'The mud should sound perfectly awful, but it doesn't'English
35·2 months agoAmateurs! True audiophiles know to use 24K gold plated TOSLINK cables. (optical)
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Companies should be glad, that other people are helping them with their offsite backupEnglish
4·2 months agoUnscheduled distributed data duplication
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
Linux@programming.dev•Bazzite, others announce Open Gaming CollectiveEnglish
66·2 months agoOGC?
I thought we settled that it’s not a good acronym…
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Nova Launcher gets a new owner and... adsEnglish
9·2 months agoFossify Launcher works well, that’s what I switched to.
Lack of exposure would be my guess. People can pick up languages with adult brains too. English is my third language, but I use it every day to a degree that I find it hard not to think in english. Learned german for ten years, but as soon as I stopped using it english overtook it. Now I struggle to string a proper sentence together.
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
Linux@programming.dev•NVIDIA Drops Pascal Support On Linux, Causing Chaos On Arch LinuxEnglish
0·3 months agoAre they supported longer on the windows driver?
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
Linux@programming.dev•NVIDIA Drops Pascal Support On Linux, Causing Chaos On Arch LinuxEnglish
0·3 months agoAccording to the Steam HW survey around 6% of users are still using Pascal (10xx) GPUs. That’s about 8.4 million GPUs losing proprietary driver support. What a waste.
GPU % 1060 1.86 1050ti 1.43 1070 0.78 1050 0.67 1080 0.5 1080ti 0.38 1070ti 0.24Fixed: 1050 was noted as 1050ti
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Noob RAM speed questionEnglish
5·5 months agoRAM is the last component you should OC, it is arkane wizardry compared to CPU and GPU overclocking. Even a seemingly stable memory OC can crash at different workloads and when it does it gives seemingly unrelated errors that sends you down in endless rabbit holes.
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I wish debugging looked like thisEnglish
14·5 months agoI would love to have requirements. (No, vague teams messages still don’t count!)
Oh, look at Mr Many Environments here, he’s too good to test on prod like the rest of us do.
I was about to comment “one of those isn’t”, then realized I was think of cinnamon for some reason.
“If it weren’t for the shootings, I wouldn’t know they had schools.” - YT comment I read today
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
Games@lemmy.world•The Steam Controller's stick is upgradeable!English
6·6 months agoIt’s the morning light from the side, letting you see each speck of dust.
kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksto
Games@lemmy.world•The Steam Controller's stick is upgradeable!English
152·6 months ago
I put a rubber cap thingy on mine. This should be the least invasive fix.






Also win8: Hey, would you like NOT having a desktop? We’ve got tiles now!