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4 days agomy gf is forgetful as hell so i can just recycle the same jokes/fun facts every 2 weeks
Nur ein Sklave quantifiziert seine Existenz durch Produktivität.


my gf is forgetful as hell so i can just recycle the same jokes/fun facts every 2 weeks
MoistCr1tikal (oder auch penguinz0) auf dem Penismobil, das aus einem Sammelstück aus seiner Dildosammlung gebaut wurde.


Not really realistic for my hometown at least. I don’t know any bank offering interest on saving deposits that is higher than 3%.
If I only didn’t have to spend money on food and would save like 5000€ per year while earning the average salary in my town with 3% interest (which is already pretty optimistic) I’d have like 500,000€ in 50 years. While an average house would cost several million at that time (rn it’s ~1 million €). I couldn’t even buy a flat.


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doctors be saying stupid ass shit sometimes, it’s a proven fact there is an actual gazillion of studies on creatine, so you could just look that up if you’re wary