Just put some suspensors on him and give him a Holtzman shield already.

Sounds nice to me!

I think tampons started off as bullet wound staunchers. Either way, they are made for soaking up blood.

It would be real nice if the assholes fought each other for once.

If a new appointee somehow appeared to be an improvement, I would be scared.

I sure wouldn’t want to

Then run it back with Obama to ice the orange bitch into a coffin.

Turtlenecker, here

https://youtu.be/K2cYWfq--Nw

Might as well flex those elder millennial creds. Arguably the more impressive vid, but it landed as second best for young me.

https://youtu.be/lLYD_-A_X5E

Israel?

Might as well beat the rush and start looking now. Nobody is on the fence at this point and folk tend to double.down rather than repent.

https://youtu.be/KFl7IPQqGdg

Let us not overlook tan daddy.

Looks like a decently far fall. Into a bunch of turds.

If not the ghoulish pigs, at least 1/3 of my neighbors would probably jump at the chance for some patriotic violence.

Do I think I would have made a decent parent? Yes.

Am I constantly reassured I made the correct decision in not procreating? Also yes.

I didnt wake up ready to be filled with rage, but here I am.

This would be my guess. An american throwing shade at the US VP while winning golds for China would be an embarrassment to any other presidency.

Then you narrow the roads and introduce curves.