Wow, what a day! Did you get married in the delivery room?

A tax cut for me is just a tax cut for me, but a tax cut for the rich could make anything happen – maybe even a tax cut for me!

“My word, this excursion is quite the jocular exercise!”

I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

Hell, I could go for that. Sitting on the tailgate, eating my can of pasta, watching the water flow by, no reports to finish, no quotas I need to meet.

This is why I’m confident that Han Solo is fine. Shaft’s ain’t shit.

Anub

I’d pick Anubis if I was a furry.

So…Anubis.

“Cat trucks on every corner!”

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

Donnie Darkroast

Yup. “Trans” is the new “witch”.

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Aight imma head to my crib finna pop some caps yall

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!

“WHAT WAS THE POINT OF ALL THAT?!”

Vegas now have triple 0 roulette tables

Stupid inflation!