One man’s meme is another monster’s inspiration

choo!

That’s why we’re all so fucking weirded out by you.

There would be plenty of material all over the place but none of it usable.

That’s true. Plus it’s not the house’s fault. That was unfair of me.

And yet it is somehow diminished by this fact.

I made the comment and I am wracking my brain for what I originally meant.

I think what happened is this: I, a left-handed person, incorrectly identified the Michigan mitten as being a left-handed mitten rather than a unisex (for hands), and then I mistakenly misidentified the actual hand itself as being a right hand.

With these two thunderously incorrect facts in hand, I made a joke that implies that ‘of course a righty dominated world would be unable to even see how a left-handed mitten could be mitten shaped.’

Only it was a confusing joke because (a) a common feature of mittens is that they can fit on either hand and (b) the hand in the mitten was a left hand anyway.

At least I think that’s what happened. I was pretty high then, and well, I’m pretty high now too.

Lefty erasure

Easily Fallout 4 or No Man’s Sky

That’s a new name for me. I dedicate this evening’s rabbit trail expedition to you.

Anyone who is watching City Nerd or NotJustBikes should be watching Climate Town.

My cats scratched up our living room tv pretty bad trying to catch the birds and squirrels from cat videos, but they are so fucking cute and I needed an excuse for a new TV anyway.

As a homeschooled kid, I usually had the opposite problem. Mispronounced so much shit.

As someone who hires a lot of MBA types

I could give a shit about your cover letter

I could give a shit about your nice follow up email after the interview

I realize I’m a sample size of one, but I also don’t do cover letters or follow up notes for mydelf and I guess I am doing well enough that I have a bunch of energetic MBA types working for me.

2 things

1. when it’s an airplane we call it speed tape and its used all over the aircraft, mostly by maintenance, to keep the plane together. Don’t worry about it.

2. This probably wasn’t duct tape anyway, but special tape for passenger restraint, similar to zip ties, that is stored on board for use in this type of situation

I don’t think that is Imran Khan in the photo.

Hold on to your butts.

May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from

Congratulations. That is not easy to do!

I just wrapped up a delightful trip with my bride of 20 something years and got a job offer for a different position in my company during the trip.

It was a practically perfect trip, but I’m also very excited to go home because I have 4 more days of vacation left and I can’t wait go be reunited with my cats, and relax around the house for a few days.