No points for photo radar tickets

You don’t know me. McDonald’s fucked up my nuggets order this morning so now I’m a man without anything to live for

We should be talking about the average person being able to win >50% of the time, not the ideal human who wins on an off-chance.

Personally, I’m guessing I’d be somewhere in the range of a medium sized calf

This is the real insidious thing about internet enshittification. It’s run by publicly traded corporations so it’s not enough just to squeeze every possible dollar out of your customers, you have to keep ramping up the squeeze. Even once you’re bringing in billions and billions of pure profit with a product that everyone loves, you have an actual legal duty to your shareholders to make it worse in an effort to try to grow the profit even more

not any worse

I know this is america but could we maybe, just this once, try to measure things better?

shits themselves dehydrated

You have a real way with words. Definitely stealing this one

If it were up to me we’d blanket ban anything that only the ultra rich can afford and force them to put the funds into improving public services. If they want private flights, great, but they also have to offer them at an affordable price to the average person. Basically, “if you didn’t bring enough for the whole class, you can’t eat it,” but for rich people.

The Competition Bureau approved the Sun Media purchase in light of the Tervita ruling, as Postmedia had pointed to the efficiencies it expected to gain from layoffs

Unbelievable that this shit has been considered a legal trump card for the last 40+ years. We truly do live in a clown world.

“What a nice stroll through the forest tonight, I love how well lit everything is. Very pretty. I’ll just back my butt up to this nicely lit bush and take a poo- AAHHHHHHH OH NO IT BURNS”

“Somewhat reasonable”

The biggest housing bubble of all time isn’t world news?