Hence the “satire” watermark I guess.

“The Spice controls the universe… Whoever controls Dune controls the Spice” is quote from the Bene Gesserit in the opening scene of the Dune 2000 game.

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Smegma?

I guess I’ll see myself out

Yes but they are larping as melons in order to deliver you the joke.

I’ll take “things I didn’t want to know” for €1000 please

(note: no)

You jest, but it’s not as wrong as you’d think. Yellow cake is a substance that is of course unhealthy in specific amounts, but is also known for declotting arteries, especially in the brain’s arteries. There’s a multitude of prepublication articles with undeniable evidence on Arxiv, like “Hormosis theory and overlap in 2,2-methylation on blod clot treatment with repurposed Yellow Cake substrate”.

You say this, but I have seen some of the movies that adults watch, and Frozen is an erudite and intellectual tour de force compared to those. And no, I am not even talking about adult movies.

Yeah, before this “war” (invasion, epstein files evasion, whatever occasion) Iran was like the weewee-smelling drug reseller with very bad teeth that no one liked but some still went to. Now it’s a validated bully with a knife, that no one dares to touch (but still smells of weewee and still could use a toothbrush).

Hey, don’t be mean to sex workers, they are just trying to make a living.

Well, I have seen some footage where he did look really orange. Also, until you mentioned Musk your whole comment gave me “had me in the first half, not gonna lie” vibes.

True

Fuck yeah

Fair. I am foreign, we call it benzine.

Hoo boi do you have a liberal definition of “mildly”.

Uh. Which image was manipulated?

Internal Combustion Engine cars… ie carbohydrate hydrocarbon burners.

smug lol

Al Jazeera is mot a reputable source anymore?

amazing