Wu TANG ✊🏼

affect*

Also, jog on ✌🏼

So, you simply mean “being preached at”? What’s the over/under on religious “leaders” feeling they’re above the law, etc., but knowing that they have to keep the sheep from spooking?

Well, now I can’t not read that in his voice. 🖕🏼😂

The new Pledge of Allegiance “Suck dick, do drugs, eat ass to pwn libs” to be televised at every commercial break between “Ow, My Balls” and “That Anachronistic Show” reruns, in perpetuity.

Twins are freaky when they’re both alive. Though they’re especially off-putting when they’re at the other’s funeral.

Noted.

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Yes, yes, it’s all a product. We get it.

Is this what happens when the education budget is gutted? “Revelatory” notions that’d otherwise never make it past their split-moment of conception (ie. “hunh”), now get added to the cultural slop running underfoot? Picking through shite looking for gems, y’all are covered in it and no closer to sparkling clarity. Give us a smile for the cameras, piglet.

That’s generous. Statistically speaking, fewer can read than will.

Their book says…

NGL, The Flash is only wtf until he realizes he’s next to godly in power. IMHO, supes’re best consumed when they’re post-humanist.

Hack the planet!

🎵 "I like big bass, I can’t deny*🎶

I gotta say: I love this. It’s super late, but I’ll come back with a story or two. 🕸️🐈‍⬛🦇🖤💀🌚🎃👻

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Dialectic morphology’s a tchüß, oder?

What a lukewarm compliment. I need to wash my hands now, ew.

Holey*

Several ways.

Phrasing?