Just happy to see you

“If you want to destroy bigotry, you have to kill the bigots.” How does that sound, Alan?

I’ll only be on board with this if Trump fights Jake Paul.

It almost sounds like a kind of social paranoia. Pretty common among kids that get bullied a lot (when another well-meaning kid is nice, the bullied kid responds aggressively, assuming the nice kid is trying to set them up). Not sure if there’s a more specific term though.

That’s quite a clutch. If you approach quietly and listen carefully, you can hear the gentle hum of carburetors forming.

False dichotomy. A cookie can be chewy without being melty.

Now swap the images but keep the text where it is

Passenger: “Wow, this robotaxi ride is heavenly!”

St. Peter: “Uh, yeah, about that…”

When Satan says “damn, bro, maybe lighten up a bit” you know it’s pretty bad.

No.

I knew it!

The secret ingredient then was the same as it is today.

Slave labor.

I use Cinnamon on my daily driver, but XFCE is my fallback for most other things. And I like a lot of the utilities that come with it (Thunar just feels right to me for some reason).

Aww, does someone have to do his job?

MX Linux is my go-to for a modern-feeling system on older hardware (runs great on 15+ years old PCs, I installed it on a ThinkPad T22 a while ago and it ran fine). And XFCE is customizable enough that you can set it up so it feels familiar to either Windows or Mac users.

It’s a nice, subtle “fuck you” to guests you don’t really like

I raise you

No, carpybara is the capybara equivalent of a mermaid. The word you’re looking for is “capybus.”

Bold of you to assume Elon’s taxis will make it anywhere.